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Taylor Swift - Mean

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Tim McGraw - Meanwhile Back At Mama’s (featuring Faith Hill)

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I am in a surprisingly good mood.

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womaninterrupted:

accol:

terribleminds:

laughterkey:

artisansoulleader:

howtobeterrell:

lickystickypickyshe:

Avocados are toxic to almost all animals (including cats and dogs). Humans are a rare exception. It is the only fruit to contain persin, a fatty acid, which, when eaten by animals causes vomiting, diarrhea, and other nasty symptoms. Consumption of large quantities can cause death within twelve hours.
Avocados are berries (fleshy fruits coming from a single ovary). Interestingly, this broad definition of a berry means that bananas, pumpkin, tomatoes, watermelon, and coffee are also berries (you can tell that to the next person who tries to argue that tomatoes are vegetables). Curiously this also excludes strawberries as berries.
Eighty percent of modern avocados originate from one “mother” tree which was patented by mailman Rudolph Hass from California in 1935. The tree survived until 2002 when it died of root rot. Unfortunately Hass only made $5,000 in his lifetime from his patent on the tree because his partner sold cultivars to anyone who wanted to buy them. Subsequently Hass spent the remainder of his life working for the California Mail Service.
Avocado also has an interesting characteristic: it is the only berry with no living animal large enough to spread it through consumption and release as dung. This has led scientists to believe that it co-evolved with prehistoric megafauna that were large enough to eat the fruit whole. The megafauna went extinct but the avocado remained as an unusual monument to an unknown dinosaur.

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Mind=Blown

DINOSAUR BERRIES.

My next book will be called MONUMENT TO AN UNKNOWN DINOSAUR.


@ womaninterrupted

This is just dinosaur berries and armpits.

womaninterrupted:

accol:

terribleminds:

laughterkey:

artisansoulleader:

howtobeterrell:

lickystickypickyshe:

Avocados are toxic to almost all animals (including cats and dogs). Humans are a rare exception. It is the only fruit to contain persin, a fatty acid, which, when eaten by animals causes vomiting, diarrhea, and other nasty symptoms. Consumption of large quantities can cause death within twelve hours.

Avocados are berries (fleshy fruits coming from a single ovary). Interestingly, this broad definition of a berry means that bananas, pumpkin, tomatoes, watermelon, and coffee are also berries (you can tell that to the next person who tries to argue that tomatoes are vegetables). Curiously this also excludes strawberries as berries.

Eighty percent of modern avocados originate from one “mother” tree which was patented by mailman Rudolph Hass from California in 1935. The tree survived until 2002 when it died of root rot. Unfortunately Hass only made $5,000 in his lifetime from his patent on the tree because his partner sold cultivars to anyone who wanted to buy them. Subsequently Hass spent the remainder of his life working for the California Mail Service.

Avocado also has an interesting characteristic: it is the only berry with no living animal large enough to spread it through consumption and release as dung. This has led scientists to believe that it co-evolved with prehistoric megafauna that were large enough to eat the fruit whole. The megafauna went extinct but the avocado remained as an unusual monument to an unknown dinosaur.

A

Mind=Blown

DINOSAUR BERRIES.

My next book will be called MONUMENT TO AN UNKNOWN DINOSAUR.

@ womaninterrupted

This is just dinosaur berries and armpits.

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witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

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motherfuckingshakespeare:

akafoxxcub:

the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play

much ado about pussy

Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.

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metropolis-vanguard:

It was nice knowing you friends (x)

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dxllyparton:

"music runs deep in the parton family. her brothers and sisters, mother and father appeared once on dolly’s t.v. show ages ago. we surprised her with a tape she hadn’t seen in thirty years."

dolly: [crying] “well, now what am i gonna do now?! you can’t get me back in line here. that’s very touching to me because momma and daddy are…both gone now. i haven’t seen that in so long. you just…pulled at my heart there.”

interviewer: ”would you like a tissue?”

dolly: ”no, that’s okay. you have whiskey?”

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yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

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nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

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shakespeareshoplifting:

NO FUN ALLOWED CLASSIC LITERATURE IS NOT FOR FUN ONLY FOR DEEP LITERARY ANALYSIS  

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